The Printed Word
The patient lives at home with his mother, father and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three
times a week.
...from a hospital medical chart
Excerpts from Movie Reviews
- The regretful verdict here is, "Dead in the Water."
...Time magazine review of Titanic
- If sharks can yawn, that's presumably what this one is doing. It's certainly what I was doing all through this picture.
...New Republic review of Jaws
- Displays no trace of imagination, good taste or ingenuity... It's a stinkeroo.
...New Yorker review of The Wizard of Oz
The Anglican Church Welcomes You
The Premises Are Protected by Guard Dogs
...sign outside a church
Judge Loses Firmness When He Doffs His Robe
...headline in the Buffalo (New York) Courier-Express
At last...a book for young people about sex and reproduction in language they can understand, plus pictures they will enjoy.
...from the cover of the sex education book It's perfectly Normal
Here -- Good Friday -- 7 P.M. -- Live Crucifixion
...sign outside a church in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Three Freight Trains Crash; Two Missing
...headline in the Marietta (Georgia) Daily Journal
Please Use Thongs While Buying Bread.
...sign near a bakery display
Please Use Tongues To Pick Up Cookies, Not Your Hands.
...sign in the cafeteria at a high school