Odds and Ends
Pentagon Descriptions
- Hexiform rotatable surface compression unit
- Meaning: Steel nut
- Habitability improvements
- Meaning: Furniture
- Interlocking slide fastener
- Meaning: Zipper
- Portable hand-held communications transcriber
- Meaning: Pencil
Family Feud
- Richard Dawson:
- Name and animal with three letters in its name.
- Contestant:
- Frog.
- Richard Dawson (to second contestant):
- Name and animal with three letters in its name.
- Second contestant:
- Alligator.
Country Song Titles
"She Made Toothpicks Out of the Timber of My Heart"
"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"
"Mamma, Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head)"
Letter From the Phone Company
Dear Mr. Cook:
We have attempted on several occasions to reach you by telephone to discuss
payment of your telephone account--which was recently disconnected.
From Church Bulletins
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.