Bumper Stickers
I Am Not An Alcoholic
I'm a Drunk
Alcoholics Go To Meetings
Driver Carries No Cash
He's Married
Take Your Ex Out Tonight
(One Bullet Oughtta Do It)
Can't Feed 'Em?
Don't Breed 'Em
4 Out Of 3 People
Have Trouble With Fractions
Drugs Lead Nowhere
But It's The Scenic Route
I Child-Proofed My House
But They Still Get In
Hang Up And Drive
The Shortest Sentence
Is "I Am."
The Longest Is "I Do."
Where The Hell Is
Easy Street?
If Money Is The Root
Of All Evil, Why Do
Churches Beg For It?
Keep Honking
I'm Reloading
Work Harder
Millions On Welfare
Depend On You!