Yes, They Really Said That

Toilet Out Of Order. Please Use Floor Below.
...sign in an office building rest room
The driver involved in this incident asked that her gender not be revealed.
...from a Sydney, Australia newspaper
Research by the U.S. Navy has determined that water freezes in cold weather.
...from an article in a Southfield, Michigan newspaper
People talk about the heart, the mind, the body. They never talk about the tummy. The tummy tells a lot.
...Drew Barrymore
Q: Which U.S. President do you draw personal inspiration from?
Al Gore (campaigning): Another dark-horse candidate, President James Knox.
Q: Please state the location of your right foot immediately prior to impact.
A: Immediately before the impact, my right foot was located at the immediate end of my right leg.
...actual courtroom testimony
Yeah, I can go to my right and my left. That's because I'm amphibious.
...Chris Washburn, basketball player
You know, we do more than just sing and dance. We've got a brain, too.
...Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson
My marriage was important to me, and so I made sure my outside encounters never became more than one-night stands.
...Geraldo Revera in his autobiography, Exposing Myself