Slogans
- On a hospital door to the colonoscopy unit:
- "To expedite your visit, please back in."
- On a plumber's truck:
- "We repair what your husband fixed."
- On the trucks of a plumbing company:
- "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
- Pizza shop slogan:
- "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
- Sign over a gynecologist's office:
- "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
- Another pizza shop slogan:
- "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."
- At! a tire shop:
- "Invite us to your next blowout."
- Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
- "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
- At a towing company:
- "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
- In a nonsmoking area:
- "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
- On a maternity room door:
- "Push. Push. Push."
- At an optometrist's office:
- "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
- On a taxidermist's window:
- "We really know our stuff."
- In a podiatrist's office:
- "Time wounds all heels."
- On a fence:
- "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
- At a car dealership:
- "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
- Outside a muffler shop:
- "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
- In a veterinarian's waiting room:
- "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
- At the electric company:
- "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
- In a restaurant window:
- "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
- In the front yard of a funeral home:
- "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
- At a propane filling station:
- "Tank heaven for little grills."
- And don't forget the sign at a radiator shop:
- "Best place in town to take a leak."